cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

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jenxmalone:

mydogsnokes:

Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns

fuqueue

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kawaiisquad:

finsley:

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

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yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

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liamdryden:

gangbanggirlfriend:

gangbanggirlfriend:

this is the most pretentious elitist trash ive ever seen

like you’re gonna have to walk up to a stand and pull a 5 minute patrick bateman ass speech in order to spend 30$ on a distressed t-shirt with a logo on it

confiscate this pisslord’s Skullcandy Aviators for a month

liamdryden:

gangbanggirlfriend:

gangbanggirlfriend:

this is the most pretentious elitist trash ive ever seen

like you’re gonna have to walk up to a stand and pull a 5 minute patrick bateman ass speech in order to spend 30$ on a distressed t-shirt with a logo on it

confiscate this pisslord’s Skullcandy Aviators for a month

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berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

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theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

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zorilious:

athenacykes:

i still don’t?? understand luigi’s winning pose though?? he just swings down and wiggle on the spot like a caterpillar?? just what is this man doing 

image

his best

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kengriffey-jr:

browngirlcommentary:

ok…………

so glad i’m outta high school

kengriffey-jr:

browngirlcommentary:

ok…………

so glad i’m outta high school

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I hate people generally, but I like people individually.
introverts (via janesblueheaven)

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onlyblackgirl:

shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

I just watched this like 8 times

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