clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(via gnarly)


oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

(via themajesticgreattit)


accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

(via thecomingofaurthur)


lucobutt:

Being in a Skype call with me

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(via thecomingofaurthur)


lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(via brandoncrust)


tardis-mind-palace:

pir8crabs:

Some people theorize that one extra factor that made the Titanic sink was added weight from loads and loads of time-travelers attempting to prevent it from sinking.

#how to paradox

(via blencler)


starrynights-:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

(via whatmyfuturelookslike)


zandhand:

spaghettl:

*uses your ashes as eyeshadow*

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(via guy-manuel-de-homeme-christo)


0hhgodpleaseshutup:

I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.

(via holyshitimwhite)


no-need-4-hats-thx:

if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear you make a derogatory remark about women? bam, your lamp is now on the floor what cha going to do punk? are you abusing that child? wambo, your walls are now bleeding motherfucker

(via coffee-filters)


anthemyes:

This was the cleanest swerve I think I’ve ever seen coming from Harry.

(via soft--sound)


laugh-til-ya-fart:

prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us

What every school system teaches us*

(via uhmheymyblog)


cactusaenigma:

bythewayimbi:

Grim reaper, you classy whore

The Devil Wears Prada 

cactusaenigma:

bythewayimbi:

Grim reaper, you classy whore

The Devil Wears Prada 

(via herebehunters)


callmeoutis:

purlycubes:

senior quotes class of 1957

high schoolers have literally not changed at all

(via stripperlecki)


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